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    What they meant:

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    “Her input was always critical.”
    (She never had a good word to say.)
    “I have no doubt about his capability to do good work.”
    (And it’s nonexistent.)
    “This candidate would lend balance to a department like yours, which
    already has so many outstanding members.”
    (Unless you already have a moron.)
    “His presentation to my seminar last semester was truly remarkable:
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    (And we didn’t believe them, either.)
    “She is quite uniform in her approach to any function you may assign her.”
    (In fact, to life in general…)
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    prozac What they said:
    What they meant:

    “If you knew this person as well as I know him, you would think as much
    of him as I do.”
    (Or as little, to phrase it slightly more accurately.)
    “Her input was always critical.”
    (She never had a good word to say.)
    “I have no doubt about his capability to do good work.”
    (And it’s nonexistent.)
    “This candidate would lend balance to a department like yours, which
    already has so many outstanding members.”
    (Unless you already have a moron.)
    “His presentation to my seminar last semester was truly remarkable:
    one unbelievable result after another.”
    (And we didn’t believe them, either.)
    “She is quite uniform in her approach to any function you may assign her.”
    (In fact, to life in general…)

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