Google is the Devil

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  2. The wires are buzzing with news of Orkut, a social software/on-line community initiative ‘in affiliation with Google’. Variously reported (see here, here and here), and sparking some strong comment: GigaOm says this recent development scares the living…

  3. mmmmmmmmm? this is a srange story. its true! but strange. theres alot of things going on at once. im curintly more weryd of the doller store tacking over the world. mc,d is trying to poisen the world. googles watching us all and the doller store is trying to get rich off of something they found in there pants. we just got to many problims.

  4. Oh wow. First rock music, then TV, then video games, anf now GOOGLE? I’v just given up on people like you. It’s a fucking WEBSITE. A website can not be something, that lives in a place with hellfire and brimstone, let alone something that we have no proof exists. Ok, so say Google IS the Devil (Which is physically impossible.) you’re right, and me, and almost 98% of the internet is wrong. Ok, and then, this “Devil” Google, will be pissed at people like YOU, exposing it, and preferably spare the rest of us, for not believing in you hippie bullshit. Well, if you’re still reading, and don’t remove this for “abuse” then, please, just reply. Oh, and i highly doubt, that a 13 year old, can abuse a 20-30 year old. That’s right, i’m 13, and i just proved you wrong. Unless you’re just going to remove it, and deny this comment was posted, or just reply saying “ZOMG! UR DA DEVIL!!!” Well, that’s the end of this rant.

    1. ur rant is awesome and so is google! im so tired of you stupid people trying to piss random people off in ur spare time so just shut up and enjoy the internet

    1. Hey Google, aka satan, i’m altavista and i just want to say, i’m better than you. At least i’m not trying to destroy peoples souls. I’m just trying to supply information to those who want it (and also make a little cash on the side…..but hey…i gotta live somehow).
      PS you stink!

  5. Cut it out you two, you’ve been at this kinda crap for over a million years now and it always goes the same, google tries to find ways of extrecting all the information out of every species we’ve created while satan’s scaring them all to death and i’m trying to keep the peace. You’d think you’d have learnt ur lesson since wiping out all the dinosaurs. have a bit of patience we’ll have the solution for a perfect creature some day and we can wipe this place out.

  6. “Stay alert; be in prayer so you don’t wander into temptation without even knowing you’re in danger.”
    Google will tempt you, google will deceive you, google will destroy you because you are unaware; because you no not listen to God.

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