Want Microsoft Office Web? Don't Hold Your Breath

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  1. What is Meant by “Marketing”?
    People often ask what is meant by Marketing. Perhaps the following analogies will help clear it up:

    You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, “I’m fantastic in bed.” That’s Direct Marketing.
    You’re at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, “He’s fantastic in bed.” That’s Advertising.
    You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day you call and say,” Hi, I’m fantastic in bed.” that’s Telemarketing.
    You’re at a party and see a handsome man. You get up and straighten your dress. You walk up to him and pour him a drink. You say, “May I,” And reach up to straighten his tie brushing your breast lightly against his arm, and then say, “By the way, I’m fantastic in bed.” That’s Public Relations.
    You’re at a party and see a gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says, “I hear you’re fantastic in bed.” That’s Brand Recognition.
    You’re at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You talk her into going home with your friend. That’s a Sales Rep.
    Your friend can’t satisfy her so he calls you. That’s Technical Service.
    You’re on your way to a party when you realize that there could be gorgeous women in all the houses you’re passing. So you climb onto the roof of one situated in the middle and shout at the top of your voice, “I’m fantastic in bed!”. That’s Spam.
    You hear about women like this but never meet one. That’s False Advertising

    Posted By ManKIND

    # posted by Ashith Raj @ Wednesday, May 26, 2004

  2. Om, MSFT never mentioned that they were going to release TP of Office web today. Stop your biased analysis.

    What did MS do to you in the past for you to be soooooooooooooo biased? šŸ™‚

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  4. So i guess till MS web apps come out, its purely castles in the air. I would be interested to know if Office web apps work with third part collaborative environments, like HyperOffice. It’d be a disappointment if it integrates only with SharePoint.

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